Report: An Act of Piracy
The tearful image of a beautiful woman fills your comm-screen
Woman wipes her eyes with a lace handkerchief
"Forgive me the intrusion gentlemen of PIE Inc. However, I am moved to report an act of piracy against my former self. Not an hour since, my progenitor, Elysabef was murdered - murdered - by a space pirate called Thomas Torquemada."
"I am no one, but a loyal subject of the empire, however I feel compelled to ask for vengeance against him and his cowardly corporation. I can offer you little but gratitude, though I am sure the 10 million ISK bounty on this Minmatar's head, may assist you to making a decision."
"I implore you, beg of you as devoted Amarrian. Please give this - thug - my regards, as you scatter him and his ship across space."
"Perhaps one day, in the distant future, I shall be able to repay you with kindness for any aid you can offer."
The image of a beautiful woman disappears