Everybody loves Khaldorn.....
In the US we have a TV show called "Everyone loves Raymond". Its about this guy who is basically good natured and happy but he lives in a dysfunctional family with dysfunctional relationships and all. In many ways just like us.
Khaldorn I love you man. Your a good sport and I can always count on you to give me a good laugh.
My SPCS thread about slave care guidelines is on Page 3 now and as insane as ever. It's alot of work sounding "evil" and "caring" at the same time. Personally as I've said Archbishop is modelled after RL people I despise (namely the Christian Right wackos here in the US).
Anyway Khaldorns responses make me laugh. I see I'm doing my job RP'ing a religous nutcase well when I see his posts.
**You people make me sick. You sit here like cattle ranchers talking about how best to treat livestock in their pens. You act as if you have the right to do such a thing, and worse still, you act as if doing this somehow makes you 'good', boosting your already inflated ego's.
They are not livestock, they are people with a will and a soul and they want to be free!
You are scum, all of you for treating these people in such a way. How dare you! How dare you.**
That one was great Khaldorn. Your disgust is perfect. It's EXACTLY what we'd expect from a Minmatar. Furthur its proof our absured "guidelines" are doing what they should.... look totally Amarr in nature. Your comments about "choking" and "cattle ranchers" are great I'm still laughing!
Then you posted this after the latest revisions:
**I nearly choked reading this.
Slaver, you may try to assuage your personal guilt at your hand in the enslavement and death of countless free peoples, but to claim that you are 'caring and compassionate'.
You people make me sick. If you are truly caring and compassionate, free these people. Free them. And if you believe in your false god so much, give them a copy of your scriptures, then they can choose to come back, rather than being forced under pain of death to study such rubbish.
I hope to meet you in space soon slaver...**
Khaldorn your a good sport. One of my favorites in all of Eve. You know how to have a good time and go with the flow.
Don't ever change.
just on a side note:
this whole slave thingy was reminding me of the carnivores/vegetarian discussion right from the beginning
Everybody does not love Khaldorn But you gotta give it some on the IG Summit, Khaldorn the minmatar was very angry at all this talk about guidelines etc. The person behind him, i.e. that would be the real me, found it another amusing tirade from Archy.
Its kinda cool how we are both perceived as good and bad. You cos you perceivably protect people, and us cos we free people. And bad cos u enslave people and us cos we do pretty much whatever it takes to free people, which usually includes taking down some cargo hauling scummo's.
Mind you some of our guys are complete terrorist nuts, Some of your guys are slaving pyscho's then we have the other end of the spectrum where we got freedom fighters who whilst will fight to free their people, they care about who gets in the way. And theres some of you guys who dont really like slavery that much at all and are just in it to protect your home.
Anyway, if anyone makes a Everybody loves Khaldorn show, they gonna get the finger and a slap!
psychos 4TW \o/
all psychos make love to khaldorn
QUOTE (Khaldorn Murino @ Apr 13 2005, 09:59 AM)Anyway, if anyone makes a Everybody loves Khaldorn show, they gonna get the finger and a slap!
Coming from you, Khaldorn, that would be like an autograph signed "From Khaldorn, with much love."