QUOTEEVE System > Channel changed to Amarr Local Channel
MC AMARR > you filthy minnies!
MC AMARR > bow to my music!
MC AMARR > it's amarr time!
MC AMARR > My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down
EVE System > Channel changed to Ashab Local Channel
There is some HILARIOUS stuff on that site. I mean, you just can't beat that "I just bought that ammo" one. Pirates sure as hell say some funny things...
Ive never understood the quotes, most of them are just stupid witticisms that have been generated in the spur of the moment or just insider jokes.
Sometimes real stupidity ensues and that brings some amusement.
When someone is stupid it usually just makes me sad and kind of glad that I never have to participate in my EVE experience with most of those morons seen in the quotes...
QUOTEBoldynLeftNut > /emote waves at master
Guddah > fun times were had by all
Jinx TyDevi > NOCE
Boldyn > numberguy....
Boldyns RightNut > hi mate
Guddah > lol
Boldyns RightNut > where are u?
Boldyns RightNut > didnt see u for some time
BoldynLeftNut > I got the sack
Boldyn > GUYS!!!
Boldyns RightNut > where r u hanging?
Droewa > boldyn why you talking to your testes?
Boldyn > plz...not in this channel guys
BoldynLeftNut > TESTE TESTE 1 2 3
Boldyns RightNut > /emote wobbles of joy seeing his bro
Boldyn > keep it in 9cg local or so
Boldyns RightNut > /emote shuts up now
Havoc AQM > you sure it is right nut or wrong nut??
BoldynLeftNut > /emote huggles his brother in sac
Boldyn > DROP IT! and I don´t meen the nuts
Boldyns RightNut has left the channel
BoldynLeftNut has left the channel
Liked this one...
QUOTE<frankinator>[ 2004.10.15 00:16:17 ] Daniel Jackson > im a misle persojn
<frankinator>[ 2004.10.15 00:16:30 ] Daniel Jackson > I DETEST turrents
<jadrut>with zelota you need a translator, with him you need an enigma decoder</jadrut></frankinator></frankinator>
QUOTE<ak-gara>pe·nis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pns)
<ak-gara>n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
<ak-gara>dictionary.com says it's penises
<ak-gara>hmm, if you removed the s and added ii, it would be peniii
<ak-gara>you're meant to remove the s when adding ii
<adjudicator>or if you moved 1 i infront of the e and removed the other i's it be PIE
<levin>so we can infer that pie are dicks</levin></levin></adjudicator></ak-gara></levin></levin></yourmomma></ak-gara></ak-gara></ak-gara></ak-gara>
bad result but nice logic
<chowdown>I just had a long telphone conversation
<chowdown>and I looked down at my right hand
<chowdown>every time I talked I was pressing control
when life and EVE get far too close together
QUOTEbeantin > im sitting of the grid 370km above the tcag gate in tpar, got 1 hostile malediction below me
Richard3759 > thats me you twit
beantin > lol so it is
beantin > regang i pressed enter
Tassadar Beta > lol
Those scanners sure can be confusing...
QUOTE (Garreck @ Feb 15 2005, 12:20 PM)There is some HILARIOUS stuff on that site. I mean, you just can't beat that "I just bought that ammo" one. Pirates sure as hell say some funny things...
Sheesh.. You need to let your hair down
QUOTE (Khaldorn Murino @ Feb 16 2005, 04:28 PM)Sheesh.. You need to let your hair down
QUOTE (Garreck @ Feb 16 2005, 04:49 PM)
oops, was meant to quote lallara's post.
Damn fiddly forums.
QUOTEApache > i hope quality time means she downloads eve
Jessa > love is the grand wtfpwner.
Tion > ya
Tion > It's like.... a THE really BIG nerf bat of life
Jessa > hahaha
Jessa > Girlfriend strikes you perfectly, wrecking your life.
When I first saw "MC AMARR" on ONGRAWR, I laughed for a good 3 minutes.
QUOTE(&Hammerhead) MajorGormur is very mean
(+cryogen) not as mean as Hammerhead
(&Hammerhead) he was just at my desk
(&Hammerhead) and he said "here let me see something"
(&Hammerhead) and he went in my eve and typed "/heal me 0"
(&Hammerhead) now I'm in a pod
Aton Veldt > you know your line of work is not profitable
Taize > lol
Taize > tell that to my bank balance...
Aton Veldt > yeah and whatever you make I can double it in the same amount of time....... and I can make enough isk to pay for my acount
Taize > how do you pay for your account with isk?
Aton Veldt > turn around and sell it on ebay.........
Taize > say cheese for the screenshot..
Taize > you just admitted to selling isk on ebay...and i just petitioned you
Taize > which gets you an instaban on all your accounts
Taize > should have paid the ransom
Thats a hell of a nasty pirate.
Apache > these damn CVA just won't convert
Nadine Desaix > how annoying
Apache > I know
Apache > i'm going to petition it
And I don't know why, but this one got quite a laugh from me:
<nakedkitten>yay i can run my mwd indefinatly on my raptor
<viceroy>i bet you don't have a gf</viceroy></viceroy></nakedkitten>